Today our principal sent an email saying that you could now use voice command on the copiers. I'm not a huge fan of voice command stuff so I didn't really care. But the more I thought about it, I began thinking that it sounded like a joke and he just wanted to see how many people would stand at the copier screaming "COPY!!" and "FAX!!" and "MAKE 25!!" Turns out I was right to be suspicious.
I sincerely hope that there's a sign on the door that reads:
ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT
SHRIMP SPECIAL
$12.99*
*this is an April Fool joke
and Brutus was the only one who fell for it.
