Chip's friend: "That's the largest coffee cup I've ever seen, Chip!"
Chip: "It's my secret weapon for days like this, when I'm really dragging, I don't even have to drink it. I just walk around carrying this cup and everyone assumes I must be fully charged and raring to go."
Chip's friend: "What? You work from home. You're a cartoonist."
Chip: "Uh, oh. Here comes the old whip-cracker now. If she asks where I'm going, I have a big meeting on the 9th floor."
Chip's friend: "That's your wife. Your boss is in Kansas City. Your house only has two stories on it!"
Speaking of coffee, if you'd like to support my work you can buy me a cup over on Ko-Fi.
