Thursday, August 30, 2018

He Needs the Raise for All the Pumpkin Spice Lattes Gladys Buys

Alternate punchlines:

"17,000 is such a high number."

"You didn't have to have a family, you know."

If you need more money, get a second job, like 8.6% of Americans have."

"You've done it the last 15 years!"

It's a bold move to have stacks and sacks of money surrounding you while you talk salaries and raises to your employees. But then again, Veeblefester is a bold guy.

Is 'bold' the right word?

No. I don't like today's strip.

There. Much better.

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