Tuesday, March 06, 2018

Talk to the Plant

Mother Gargle [to plant]: "...so then I said to Mabel, I says..." *sees Brutus walk by* "Hey, Gladys' husband, are you crying? Are you on your monthlies?"

Brutus: "What?"

Mother Gargle [to plant]: "You know why Gladys and her husband have only one kid? Because Brutus has a narrow ureety. Makes sense considering he works in a fabric store."

Brutus: "I don't work in a fabric store. I..."

Mother Gargle: "Sews for a living!"

Brutus: *sighs*

Mother Gargle: "Good God, you have a fat neck, Gladys' husband!"