Says the Boy Who Used to Have Lord Fauntleroy Curls

I'm not one of those parents that will fight my children's battles for them because they need to learn to figure it out for themselves. But, sure, I'll punch a 9-year-old. I don't care. Punch him right in the nose.

Was Butch's haircut worse than this?

Yes, this was Wilberforce's original hair. No, I don't know why.