Brutus happened to upset his wife, a woman, on the one day that maybe you shouldn't make women mad lest the Internet tear you a new one. Gladys works hard, Brutus, cleaning the house and making you AND YOUR SON breakfast and dinner every day and lunch on weekends. Have some damn respect.
I looked up a picture of creamed chipped beef and it looks gross although it's probably pretty good because it's just beef in cream sauce served on toast.
Bonus points for drawing the chipped beef oozing down Brutus' head.