Hurricane Hattie is going to put on a blue suit that is just slightly too big for her, a bright red tie, and hair that looks like Wilberforce's and wander around the neighborhood going "I have the best. Costume. Of them all. Believe me when I say it is the best. No other costume comes close to this one. Wilberforce as Crooked Hillary is just sad" all while making inane hand gestures.
