Tuesday, October 24, 2017


Hurricane Hattie is going to put on a blue suit that is just slightly too big for her, a bright red tie, and hair that looks like Wilberforce's and wander around the neighborhood going "I have the best. Costume. Of them all. Believe me when I say it is the best. No other costume comes close to this one. Wilberforce as Crooked Hillary is just sad" all while making inane hand gestures.

At least Hattie's hands are the right size.