Sunday, October 01, 2017

The Pager Wizard

Thankfully Uncle Phineas died before the bottom fell out on the pager market. He's probably spinning in his grave seeing how we treat pagers these days--throwing them in the trash, making fun of them on TV shows, losing them in junk drawers. Based on our treatment of pagers, we don't deserve Uncle Phineas Thornapple's millions.