Monday, October 30, 2017

We're Gonna Pants So Many People

You can do both. Take the candy that the people offer you and then burn down their house. Hilarious childhood fun!

I hate when people ask for a trick. When I was a kid, my mom gave me a joke to tell. I could never remember the joke and still don't to this day. Only one person has ever asked me for a trick. I couldn't think of anything so fell into the fetal position in a puddle of my own urine. Then he gave me a box of raisins.