Monday, April 10, 2017

The Born Loser 7

Whoa. Calm down, Brutus, it's just a box of Yum Yum macaroni and cheese. Why does Brutus think he's some sort of Adonis? He knows he's overweight. He knows he's bald. He knows he's a lazy employee. He knows he's a lackluster husband and father but yet he still holds himself up as the pinnacle of a man. Maybe you're this way because you didn't eat Yum Yum macaroni and cheese, Brutus.