Shut Up and Take the Money

Guess what I've decided to stop doing?

That's right. Sunday Comics. It's just become too much of a hassle and I've decided to just move on to doing what I do best. Making fun of The Born Loser.

Dingle and Schunk? Those sound like the last names of really bad male porn stars which then forces my mind to start thinking about what kind of porn Chip watches. Now I have to go pour bleach in my ear so it can cleanse my brain.