Sunday, May 29, 2022

The Best Burgers (and Fries) In Town

Ok...but what do you all want on it? Is it stringy lettuce? I don't want that. Are their tomatoes good? Maybe I'll keep those on. Can I slop on some ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise? Pickles? Sure. Onions? You can throw those right in the trash. Do the burgers have cheese or bacon? Can I add them?

Does Jumbo (I'm just assuming the guy running Jumbo's Burger Joint is a large, sweaty fat guy named Jumbo) just throw burger patties on a bun and call it good? "You can put ketchup on it or not. I don't care."

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