Saturday, May 28, 2022

He Brought Wilberforce To His Death Trap Kitchen?

"Uncle Ted, could you make Wilberforce a healthy meal?"

"Sorry, Gladys. That's your job. I'm a fun uncle. We gotta go now. We'll see you on the flippity-flip!"

I don't care how much cheese and bacon is on that pizza, it still sounds like garbage pizza.