Fun fact that Gladys may like: February used to not exist. Romans considered winter to be monthless. I guess it just used to be winter. When January and February were created by Numa Pompilius, they were at the end of the year. They were moved to the beginning of the year about 300 years later.
Honestly, we've had the same calendar for 440 years. It's time for shake-up. Who do we contact about this?