Friday, February 12, 2021

Happy Birthday, Abraham Lincoln! Hope You Like Crap!


"Is there something funny about my Lincoln's birthday tribute?"

Yes, is this something you do every year? You dress up like Lincoln and recite the Gettysburg Address for your wife and child? What's the point of this? Do you dress up as George Washington on his birthday? Is it always the Gettysburg Address or is it something different every year like the Cooper Union speech or his first inaugural speech? What about the lyceum address?

I can't believe this is a thing that Brutus did and that his wife and son stuck around to watch.