Saturday, February 13, 2021

Are You Admirable or Impish?

The rec room? Oh, you mean the basement.

Brutus isn't wrong. Why would Santa--who has a vast network of "mall Santas", parents, and Elves on Shelves--not be watching year-round? Why would he only watch between October and December? So I can be bad, and not just bad but evil, January through Halloween but once November 1st comes around I just stop being bad and I get presents from Santa? That's not how that works.