A few months ago, I had a student ask if we could hang out when she goes to high school. I told her that it would have to be after she graduated high school. She agreed to that so I go "All right. After you graduate high school, we'll go see a movie. I'll be your weird and creepy 40-year-old friend." What I'm saying is Brutus is Hattie's weird and creepy 50-year-old friend. Whether he wants to be or not.