If you are a football fan and have to ask "what position is that?" then it's pretty clear that the position is made up, right? I'm surprised the coach even gives Wilberforce the correct days for the games anymore.
It is interesting that the coach tries his hardest to keep Wilberforce from being included in any of the plays when it's clear that the entire team is the problem. Maybe he should play Wilberforce, he couldn't possibly do any worse.
This is the second time in about a week that Brutus has gotten clobbered by a golf ball. At least this time it is because of someone else and not his own bad playing. I don't understand why any word can't be a word of warning in golf.
