Revolutionary

Teacher: "Class, your assignment was to find out all you could about the Revolutionary War. Hurricane Hattie, what did you find out?"

Hattie: "In the span of about ten years, France had conquered and acquired many lands from Italy to North America. Napoleon, who led the coalition to conquer Egypt, organized a coup and became the King of France which then led into another ten years or so of war."

Teacher: "I meant the American Revolutionary War."

Hattie: "Well, damn. I thought you meant the French one. You should've been more clearer."