Monday, September 03, 2018
Patient 0
It's probably just allergies but, yeah, Brutus now has the flu. I hear a lot of people saying that they get sick when they get their flu shot which means it's working. You are being injected with dead flu virus so your white blood cells, believing there is an intruder in your body, go to work and essentially make you sick. You then become immune to that flu virus so you don't get it anymore. And chances are, you'd probably be sicker longer if you actually caught the flu and not gotten a flu shot but, whatever, that's just science. And the government is spraying us with chemicals from the sky.