Thursday, September 06, 2018

Eight Reasons Why

1)He has a decent job

2)He appears to love Gladys and Wilberforce

3)He doesn't have many, if any, vices

4)He's laid back

5)He can (barely) provide a good life

6)He is not abusive

7)He smells like what I think Danny DeVito smells like

8)He continues to let Mother Gargle come over despite the abuse she give him