Years ago, when I worked night shift, there was this woman on my team who stopped showing up for work. Turns out, one night she was heading to work but forgot her door badge and went back to her house to get it. She walked in and discovered her husband, who was getting ready for bed when she left, putting on a suit and tie. Seems that he had a date and didn't expect his wife to come back so early.
I don't know what that story has to do with today's strip but there you go. And now, ladies and gentlemen, Conway Twitty.