Monday, September 12, 2011

A Very Gloomy Born Loser


"Hey, quit copying me."

"Hey, quit copying me."

"I mean it, Wilberforce. I'm not in the mood today."

"I mean it, Wilberforce. I'm not in the mood today."

"Stop it!"

"Stop it!"

"I will murder you."

"I will murder you."

*Brutus begins choking Wilberforce.*

"Try copying me now!"

"Try...>gack<...copying...>ack<...me...."

*Wilberforce's body goes limp. Brutus runs inside.*

"Gladys, we have a problem."

"Gladys, we have a problem."

"Quit it. I'm being serious!"

"Quit it. I'm being seri...."

*Brutus smashes Gladys' skull with a skillet. Brutus picks up the phone and starts dialing.*

"Hello, Chief? I need your help with something...."