Saturday, April 9, 2011

Hattie Is Not Second Best


Hattie, you just have to prove to the coach that you are the better player and deserve to be the starter. Or you can shatter the knee caps of the kid the coach picked to start. Just make sure it looks like an accident, get someone to do it for you, or sneak up on him at night while he's taking out the trash.

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