HEY! I believe in a lot of municipalities there is something called an election going on for city council/commission, possibly school board and numerous other things so you should get out and vote. It's one of the few things out there that is both a right and privilege.
Finally, a massive shake-up at the Veeblefester Corporation. Brutus, not wanting to admit that he may be one of the millions of unemployed in the next few weeks decides to look on the bright side and create his own definition for "downsize".