That kid has a really big head.
Coffee tastes like coffee to me, no matter what flavor you add to it. That's why I like cappuccino better because at least you get some chocolate flavor in it. Now I like coffee but I'm not a connoisseur. In fact, people who usually are connoisseurs of coffee are usually pretentious douche-y wannabes with Tina Fey glasses.
Which is the main reason I don't get my coffee from Starbucks.
