I've only ever had one dream--it was an elaborate dream but it was a dream. I wanted to be a known author--not rich or famous but known. I also wanted to be married to a wonderful woman who would love me forever. Also, three kids--two girls, one boy--and two cats. Maybe a dog if we lived on a farm.
Looking at Brutus just depresses me in ways I can't even explain. To perk up our spirits, here's Secret Asian Man.