Monday, January 12, 2026

Gladys Wants Her 1967 Legs Back

February 23, 1967
At least Gladys gets to see Nessie. It'll be a nice memory for her even if no one believes her. I wonder what end of the lake they're staying at. Is that lighthouse at Lochend or Fort Augustus? Kind of looks like Fort Augustus.

Wait. Is Nessie fighting some other giant octopus-like creature? Is Nessie sinking a boat? What's going on out there? And how is Gladys standing on those toothpicks she calls legs?

Monday? That's today! You mean Monday of next week? That'll be the 19th. You might as well just call January a wash and start your diet in February.

I wonder if Chip is ever going to mention those weight loss injections that are so popular right now. Mounjaro and Wegovy or whatever. I hope not.