Sunday, January 04, 2026

Donut Dilemma

October 11, 1987
I'm glad that Virgil Gumthanks is so proud of all the work he's had done that he brings it up the first chance he gets. The shirt he's wearing is stupid-looking though. And he really went with that nose? He looks like Professor Hinkle or Snidley Whiplash.

"Big deal cooking..." Oh, God! He's going to be put in charge of Venezuela, isn't he?

I've never been to a bakery where they give you a free fucking donut and I'm 103-years-old (elder Millennial). Am I getting screwed out of a 13th donut? I want the 13th donut, give me the 13th donut.

I want to point out the comic strip magic in today's strip. Brutus could've easily been drawn on the left side of the panel so he is sitting properly with the wheel where it should be in America! but Chip went a different way.


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