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| February 20, 1967 |
You can't do proper pranks these days because of inflation, shoddy workmanship, and woke. How much would something like this cost? I couldn't find anything similar for sale online so I think you'd have to build it. We're looking at hundreds of dollars here. Wilberforce probably got this for $15 at Oswald's Magic & Mystery Novelty Shoppe downtown.
"Why do you have the TV turned off, Uncle Ted?" "Because I just wanted to sit here quietly." "If you didn't want to..." "I said 'QUIET'!"
Wilberforce lives in a comic strip and doesn't know that people outside of a pop culture setting don't have to position their furniture around a television. It's sad when you think about it.
