Tuesday, May 20, 2025

Four Bags of Money

June 18, 1966
Everyone named Hercules sounds made-up, like a character in a novel or TV show or something. This is no different. The names Hercules seemingly portrays strength, but when you look, most people named Hercules are nerds and dorks with the occasional soldier thrown in.

In 17 years, Brutus has only had 3 raises totaling $13? Also, Brutus hasn't had a raise in nine years? Those both somehow seem illegal, but it probably isn't.