Wednesday, May 07, 2025

Car Trouble

A woman is shopping, grabbing boxes and putting them in her cart. It's loaded up with boxes and vegetables and bread. She stops suddenly and looks around frantically. "Janice, where are you? JANICE?!" From in the cart, underneath the boxes, bread and vegetables comes a tiny "What?"
June 3, 1966
Betty, you gotta keep your eyes on Bamm-Bamm. Yes, he's the strongest baby in the world, but the world can be a dark and scary place.

Grocery stores still have loose pieces of vegetables that you can buy. You can use one of those hard-to-open plastic bags, but no one's making you. Just through that lettuce and celery in the cart without care. However, I never see loose loaves of bread.

Brutus is trying to push a car. "Unh! UNNH! I'm not getting anywhere! Do you have your foot on the brake?" he asks. "Of course not," Gladys answers. "Oof...I don't understand it...pant..." Brutus says. "Perhaps if I took it out of park..." Gladys suggests.
1989
Gladys, if you're not going to help then get out and I will just push, steer, and stop on my own.

I think I could pull Gladys' hat off.
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