Dreams of Our Brutus

October 13, 1967

Brutus has worked for Veeblefester for 27 years?!! Brutus absolutely deserves a raise! And look, I am fine with getting praise and accolades for the work that I do, but I also want that praise and accolades to become money.

What kind of nightmares is Brutus having? My wildest nightmares are, like, when I'm falling or something. Or it's some weird work/fun combination making work seems like garbage and fun seem like work.

And I'm just going to say it but I think this is the most depressing thing I've ever seen Brutus say.