I hate escalators. I try to avoid them whenever I can. After bridge collapse, escalators is second on my list of possible ways I will die.
At least this strip didn't end with Brutus' mangled, bloodied corpse caught in the comb plate like so many of my nightmares.
There's not another game you can watch while this one figures itself out? It's gotta be boring just watching the announcers complain and bad video of the field with fans slowly leaving.