Take Your Dependent to Work Day

September 18, 1965

I know how this ends. Fairfield burns the building down and steals money so he can move to a tropical island.

Why are we denying vacation as punishment? You give him that vacation. He has earned it. He gets to take it whenever he wants. Frankly, this place deserves to be burned down.

Yeah, I'm sure Wilberforce would love watching Brutus push paper around his desk and making sales calls. I've seen that episode of The Office (numerous times) and the kids hated it in that, too.