Sunday, June 18, 2023

Extra Movie Theater Butter Microwave Popcorn

October 27, 1985
Brutus is way too proud of a present that it's clear Gladys has no interest in. And I don't care if Brutus spent a million dollars on that bird, now I have to give it water and food everyday plus clean it's damn cage every week. God forbid it projectile craps outside of the cage.

Pistachios? Yes, you can definitely take those off the list. Who buys pistachios every week/other week? That saves you eight bucks right there. I love pistachios, too, but geez.

If Brutus' list is that long, I can't imagine how long Gladys' list is.

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