Tuesday, December 07, 2021

No One Wants To Hear About Your Tree, Arnie

I love my house smelling like a pine forest. I'm a bit concerned that Brutus' tree makes his house smell like a plastics factory. Are some of the chemicals leaching into the air? Maybe he should move it outside or just get a new tree. I'd feel bad if this smell started killing brain cells or resulted in some sort of Christmas morning asphyxiation.