"Which one? The one the cable company offers? The Roku app one? The two or three that every other streaming service has? Are you casting a yule log from YouTube? Does it play instrumental Christmas music or is it just the fire crackling and popping?"
Maybe that's all Chip watched while he was recovering. "Look at this yule log. It actually shows the log burning up. You can see pieces of the bark burn and fall off."
"Honey, maybe you should go back to doing your little comics...?"
"They just burn and fall off. So realistic..."