Sunday, December 03, 2017

Sports? Marriage? I'll Just Put Both


Just go with 6:30--wait, they are in Ohio so 7:30. That's usually a safe bet because I specifically remember hating football with a passion on Sunday nights because of the constant preemption of Futurama. No one cares what Howie Long and Terry Bradshaw have to say, now bite my shiny metal ass and start that Christopher Tyng opening.