"Gee, Gladys, I work hard every day all year while you are a stay-at-home mom which, don't get me wrong, is an important job, but our only child is at school for seven hours everyday giving you ample time to do work around the house instead of eating bon-bons in your robe in front of the TV. I also believe that the arms and legs of our child do indeed work which means he could've went out at any point this fall and did something with those leaves. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a sports game on."
