Today's
Born Loser gets really dark as we learn that Wilberforce is being terrorized by a bully. And seemingly, not a bully in the fun, stereotypical way like Harley Keiner in
Boy Meets World...
...but more like Moe in the comic strip
Calvin and Hobbes.
It's also revealed, besides being hunted down routinely at school, Wilberforce also dreams of Butch beating up him. The dreams are much better than real life because dreams can't hurt you.