Wait. If it's impractical to ship a 15-20 pound turkey to Texas/Florida/Puerto Rico, then how is it practical to send Brutus there? Unless...is Mother Gargle suggesting that they hack Brutus into several manageable pieces? Some go to Texas, some go to Florida that way they can never be rejoined and Brutus will never plague the Earth ever again.
If you would like to win the original art to today's strip, go to www.ha.com/ncs. Clearly, Heritage Auctions did not get the memo that Art Sansom has been dead since 1991 and that Chip continues to sign both of their names.
