Friday, July 11, 2014

Catching Up

"She just makes me so mad. Some nights, I just stare at her in the dark wondering if I could convince anyone that she died naturally when I actually smothered her with my pillow."

He's just know becoming an organ donor. I guess it's never too late. If only the next day's strip would been someone at the Thornapple door.

Man: Brutus Thornapple?

Brutus: Yes.

Man: I see on my list that you are an organ donor.

Brutus: Yes...?

Man: I'm going to need one of your eyes and a kidney.

If Veeblefester is so wealthy then he should make Forbes annual list of people with more money than you. Also, I bet you could just ask him and he will gladly tell you since he has a record of telling people just how wonderfully wealthy he is.

All of them, I guess? Screw it, I'll just take another basket of free bread, some ice tea and the check.

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