I remember "War" being a bit more complicated. If the cards are the same number then don't you do an actual war with laying down three cards or something like that. Ah, who cares? I care about Wilberforce and Hattie's card game about the same as I care about the U.S.-Portugal World Cup game being played right now.
Actually I care about Wilberforce and Hattie's card game slightly more than the World Cup.