Sunday, June 15, 2014

Wait, Two of These Voters Legally Can't

Well, it's taken nearly six years but Wilberforce has finally confronted his grandma about committing fraud against the Tooth Fairy.

Father's Day Anecdote: I don't actually have a father so this will be about my grandfather. My Grandpa was helping me with some car trouble I was having and as he walking from the house, I heard a small explosion and my Grandpa screaming "God damn!" A lighter had exploded in his jeans pocket. He made it seem like it was a common occurrence but nothing was going to keep him from smoking, not even a small explosion in his pants.