Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I Hate Fake Post Offices

A couple nights ago I had a dream where I was the new boss on The Office. Of course, no one respected me and tried their best to avoid me but it also seemed like I couldn't do anything right. First, I accidentally ran my chair over a group of power cords unplugging Andy and Meredith's computers and then I had to deal with all the viruses, spyware and malware that Michael's old computer had due to all of his nip-slip and AIM sex accounts. I don't know where Dwight was in my dream. Probably off creating a diabolical plan or something.

I do most of my bill paying online now. The only thing I actually use stamps for is to pay rent and the occasional odd letter or bill that for some reason I can't handle online. I'm also wondering if this woman is a real postal employee. I don't care if she does have a light blue shirt with a nametag, it just looks like she's standing in a box she labeled "POSTAGE".