Wednesday, February 02, 2011

That's What She Said?

The groundhog--Punxatawney (sic?) Phil--did not see his shadow so Spring should come early.  I could care less.  I want all the snow to melt.  I want to not feel sick anymore.  Both of those things are out of the hands (paws?) of a damn groundhog.

Also, I've never understood the "six more weeks of winter" vs. "early Spring" thing.  Technically, couldn't early Spring be five weeks from now?  Lousy groundhogs....