I'm not married. I don't know what it's like to have a mother-in-law. I've discussed marriage numerous times with my last two girlfriends and would've been thrilled to have their mothers as my mother-in-law. But for future reference, if my mother-in-law ever did something like this, I think that would grounds for a restraining order or, failing that, divorce. I mean, what Mother Gargle is doing is creepy. Look at it. CREEPY!!!
