I thought this was going to be a better joke. Like, "I had a rough time waking up this morning." "How rough was it?" "It was so rough, I tripped over my wife's bra. It was a booby trap."
"It was so rough, Gladys called the coroner."
"It was so rough, I took my morning dump at 7 A.M. Unfortunately, I didn't wake up until 8."
