Saturday, November 27, 2021

Christmas Coming Soon

"Yes, I'm sure Santa knows about this. Mostly because your Mom and I are Santa."

"Brutus, you're ruining the magic of childhood and the magic of Christmas!"

"I don't care, Gladys! I'm tired of some made-up fat guy getting credit for presents that I buy and wrap. I make Christmas special, not some fictional jolly, old elf. Me!!"